Why did the chicken cross the road?

This is one of the toughest questions ever asked. People have been burning their cranium for years for an answer. Many people have added their views about the question and you can easily gt them through google. I personally dont like the question and didn’t want to write it over here. But seeing the popularity of the blog the following people wanted to convey their views through Necker Cubicle.

K Karunakaran: I have the formula for all problems of chickens crossing the road.

RMS: I have only one thing to say to chickens. Value your freedom or you will lose it, teaches history.
‘Don’t bother us with politics’, respond those who don’t want to cross the road.

Achuthananthan: The question is a proof that the preceptors of globalization implementing their agenda or else why not our own ‘Which came first? Mango or the seed’ question? Only CPM can rise against these evil effects.

K Muraleedharn: The chickens crossed the road to join DIC(K). And I assure that these chickens wont cross the road back like the Cock did! ( BTW DIC(K) is a political party in Kerala!)

Bill Gates: If chicken had kept up with Microsoft it would have crossed the ocean by now.

Kunjalikutty: Chics!! Where? Where? Ask her to cross the road before our ice cream parlour.

Donald Knuth: There are ways to amuse yourself while doing things that’s how i look at efficiency, so does chicken at crossing the road.

Sharukh Khan: ka. ka.. ka.. kab??? There is only one CHI KHAN in bollywood and thats me. I didn’t cross the road.

Necker Cubicle says: The origin of this questions dates long back when Sri Krishna killed Kamsan. Asuras lost their dominance over the world and was looking for a way to get back their hold. And then Shukracharyar(the most intelligent of them) came up with this marvelous question which they thought had no answer. He put forward the idea of spreading the question, confusing the whole human species and there by weaken us. But, smashing their expectations humans came up with a million answers and Asuras really got pissed off. They are so busy now thinking about the answers, that we never heard of them after Kamsan!