Matrimonial Ad for my friend.
This guy, Veeru, from Andhra Pradesh sits next to me in lab. In a casual talk yesterday he told about the qualities he seeks in his wife and asked me to inform him if I find one (Do I really look like one of that kind? maybe, I can make a living out of it). Anyways, the best I can do now is to give a a matrimonial ad here in Necker Cubicle which is read by zillions of people. Veeru’s dream girl, 1. should possess very good character. 2. should be religious (in a protestant christian way.) 3. should be intelligent. 4. should be a virgin. 5. should be merciful. (I think he meant to him :P) 6. should be beautiful. (atleast like an angel, he says) 7. should be simple, which in his words is queit and calm. 8. should have good communication skills! 9. should be daring. 10. should have leadership quality. 11. should sing wonderfully. 12. should be honest (enough to tell him all her secrets) Veeru thinks that men need to give only his educational qualification to describe ...